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Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress The following is an open letter from Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce P Tetraeder that was included with each copy of The Onion that was sent to…
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WASHINGTON—In a historic outcome that promised to halt the rising scourge of the United States in its tracks, America has defeated America at the ballot box, sources confirmed Wednesday “After 248 years of tense and often divisive conflict, we can finally say, as of this morning, that the nation turned out at the polls and […]
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Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands And let me say, I really do see it as a family Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market And […]
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